Bengals, Bills Projected Fantasy Football Total Touchdowns

Inside the Redzone staff September 30, 2011 3

 

by Inside the Redzone staff – Chris Mrnak

Home Team: Cincinnati Bengals

Boy, what a difference three weeks makes in the NFL.  Who would’ve thought that the Buffalo Bills would be 3-0 at this point, with one of their wins being a comeback by outgunning Tom Brady and the Pats?  Ryan Fitzpatrick has emerged as a top 10 quarterback and a must start every week.  Fitzpatrick and the Bills offense continue its onslaught, as it carves up the Bengals defense this week.  Fitz throws for 325 and 3 touchdowns, with 2 going to Stevie Johnson (along with his 110 receiving yards) and the other touchdown going to the emerging David Nelson (he’ll grab a solid 85 yards as well).  Fred Jackson does some damage on the ground with 100 yards rushing and a score.

Oh, the Bengals – I’m not a drug kingpin, but if I’m running a drug operation out of my house, I sure as hell would find a more clever way of getting my contraband than through the mail.  Really?  You’re making millions of dollars a year and you can’t give somebody some cash to drive the stuff to you?  It boggles the mind.  As you can see, this interests me more than the Bengals on the field.  Ok – Andy Dalton throws for 250 yards and 2 scores.  As luck would have it, both of these scores go to A.J. Green, as he breaks out this week with 125 receiving yards as well.  Cedric Benson runs for 100 yards and a touchdown, and celebrates the score by pretending the pylon is a joint and tries to light it with the football.

3 Comments »

  1. Vannaswede September 30, 2011 at 1:57 pm -

    Now that would be one heckuva spliff! We’re talkin’ girth that would make Cheech and Chong proud….
    USPS…it’s not just for postcards anymore…
    Anywho….Bills should go 4-0 as the Bengals do nothing to excite anyone, except police officers, I guess. At least the Packers won’t be the only 4-0 team….

  2. W.J. September 30, 2011 at 2:06 pm -

    Leave Benson alone!! He is an upstanding citizen who happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong people and the wrong drugs on his person. Take a closer look at all of the arrests , they is all circumstantial!!!

  3. Alex September 30, 2011 at 4:04 pm -

    I’m glad you mentioned A.J. Green, as he’s on my fantasy team. Trend or mirage? He’s been a great surprise this year. Kind of like Dez Bryant was last year. Let’s see if he can keep it up!

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